What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 05:27
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Are there any examples of outdated values in the Bible?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??